Idle Hands...

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

Permalink Gotta wait on that rumcake. (Taken with instagram)
Permalink titenpot: hahahaha.. a WATERMELON SHARK!! Will edible arrangements do this for me?
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Permalink intentionally gonna get pulled over just to do this
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Permalink most-awkward-moments: A blog for your entertainment. who didnt do this
Permalink 500daysofpooping: thedrunkendawg: wankerbanker: tattoosandmemoriies: lattel0ver: imfrenchatheart: tyleroakley: ONE GIF TO RULE THEM ALL. Brb dying. omg wtf hhahahaha lmao im crying xD Well, it was nice living. I’m dead now………. ..dead/ i swear im gonna wake some one up doing all this laughing
Permalink “Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse, thats one of my mottos” -Stanley
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Permalink i saw this and laughed so hard while trying not to wake up chardon